• waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

(via xfts)

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via xfts)

Tom And Jerry